• @[email protected]
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    131 year ago

    unrealistic body standards strike again🥲 no matter how hard I work out, I can not become a plush frog 😪 every time I look in the mirror, I see these disgusting fleshy limbs that should be as soft as and pliable pillows. I have found a plastic surgeon in Manila that is willing to help me. Wish me luck, friends

  • @agent_flounder
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    41 year ago

    This is a life involving baked goods, knitting, and corduroy overalls. It really kind of glamorizes itself if you ask me.

  • @Hotdogman
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    1 year ago

    Looks like that dark green frog had to go out and grind the forest to get mushrooms. Meanwhile the light green frog is just chilling making pies. Smh