Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

Why don't pirates like submitting to drug tests?

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Why don't pirates like submitting to drug tests?

Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

Without their P they become irate

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@moistclump
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3•1 year ago
Is P for Percocet?
- Rhynoplaz
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  2•1 year ago
  No, it’s for the drug test.

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