• mommykink
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    2611 months ago

    10 pounds of sautéed onions so that in the execution chamber I can just rip the nastiest farts you ever smelled for hours

    • @morphballganon
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      711 months ago

      Along the same lines, but actually enjoyable, spicy chicken tikka masala

    • baconsangaOP
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      211 months ago

      Yes! I want this printed on a t shirt.

  • Octospider
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    911 months ago

    The antidote to whatever posion they are about to give me

  • Sagrotan
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    811 months ago

    A bucket of the most disgusting, fat-oozing, cold, old McDonald’s Fries without any molecule of salt so I can remind myself why it’s better to go than to stay.

    • baconsangaOP
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      611 months ago

      And a non existent icecream because the machine is broken

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    811 months ago

    I’ll be dead the next day, so I’d say just give the meal to some homeless person.

  • @rhacer
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    711 months ago

    Tomahawk pork chops, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, chardonnay.

    • baconsangaOP
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      411 months ago

      That sounds glorious! Not had it myself but might have to now.

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    8 pc fried chicken (popeye’s), 6 slices of cornbread, half of a meatloaf, 1 portion of mashed potatoes, 2 scoops of mint chocolate, 2 scoops of cookies and cream (another container), 2 slices of chocolate and vanilla flavored tres leches cake, and finish it off with a creme brulee. Drink wise just water (just not shit dasani or aquafina) so I can enjoy the flavors

      • baconsangaOP
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        611 months ago

        I hate this. Not fair for one person to ruin it for all.

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        Oh yeah that super racist guy heard about him through a papameat video his was absolutely insane. He was an actual piece of human shit through the very end

    • baconsangaOP
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      411 months ago

      Good answer. I also have water with my dinner for the same reason.

  • @Jerb322
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    611 months ago

    Medium rare steak (sauteed mushrooms, raw onion), shrimp (6), boneless skinless chicken thigh, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, pees,cranberry sauce, cherry pie with wiped cream.