• @xantoxis
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    341 year ago

    I told them “Sweetie, it’s normal for depressed parents to get up in the middle of the night and eat a huge slice of chocolate cake. Go back to bed. No you can’t have any.”

  • kilodelta
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    331 year ago

    It’s bad catching your parents in the act.

    It’s worse catching one of them in the act.

  • @QuarterSwede
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    131 year ago

    My back was to the door and we were still covered. 11 yr old daughter opens the door presumably to say goodnight and stands there in the dark. I turned and said, “goodnight!” She just backed out and shut the door. We went on about our business. Lol.

    • @nodimetotieOP
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      221 year ago

      Asking for a friend, of course

    • Rhynoplaz
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      91 year ago

      “Unless you know the safe word, I recommend you walk away.”