Well this is kinda horrific

The kool-aid man can canonically completely regenerate his cool-aid and has total control over all kool-aid in existence. He wants people to drink it, as it doesn’t hurt him and he can always refill himself. Even more terrifyingly, he can turn entire mountains into kool-aid, or even entire planets into himself. He’s hundreds of times faster than light, can time travel, and even shaped constellations into his face. Don’t fuck with the kool-aid man.

I always imagined he gets off on being drunk. He gives you part of himself and then when you slurp it he’s all “OH YEAH!”

Oh yeah!

Oh no!

Is this Mother?

Mr. Lovenstein has been improving lately