• @[email protected]
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    901 year ago

    Let’s not forget that Guinness World Records is known for giving out records without fact checking.

  • @ClassyDave
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    581 year ago

    Death remains undefeated!

    • @Etterra
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      91 year ago

      Well you’re not wrong.

  • @darganon
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    541 year ago

    I just don’t buy it as a 31 year old dog.

  • Album
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    351 year ago

    Really impressive for such a large dog. Usually the larger the shorter their lifespan.

    • @agent_flounder
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      201 year ago

      Yeah usually like 9-15 years. Even long-lived small dogs like mini poodles are lucky to get to 18. For a big dog, 31 must be akin to a human living to 200.

      RIP doggo. :(

    • @ace_garp
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      11 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • AutoTL;DRB
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    121 year ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    Guinness World Record holder Bobi, a purebred Rafeiro do Alentejo, passed away at his home in Portugal on Saturday.

    “Despite outliving every dog in history, his 11,478 days on earth would never be enough, for those who loved him,” wrote Dr Karen Becker.

    Bobi’s grand old age was validated by the Portuguese government’s pet database, which is managed by the National Union of Veterinarians.

    Bobi lived his whole life with the Costa family in the village of Conqueiros, near Portugal’s west coast, after being born with three siblings in an outbuilding.

    Mr Costa and his brothers kept the dog’s existence a secret from their parents until he was eventually discovered and became part of the family, who fed him the same food they eat.

    Apart from a scare in 2018 when he was hospitalised after suddenly collapsing due to breathing difficulty, Mr Costa said in February that Bobi had enjoyed a relatively trouble-free life and thought the secret to his longevity was the “calm, peaceful environment” he lived in.


    The original article contains 340 words, the summary contains 169 words. Saved 50%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!

    • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres
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      441 year ago

      169 according to the American Kennel Club’s formula. (Year 1=15 years, Year 2=9 years, more years=5 years).

      Which, if you ask me, is just more proof that humans could live to 169 if we didn’t have jobs and someone took us for walks all the time.

  • SpaceBar
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    -31 year ago

    Have you ever seen an elderly dog? They have the same characteristics as an elderly person. Gray hair, lack muscle tone, eyes that just look old… that dog is not 31.

    • Bernie EcclestonedOP
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      211 year ago

      Bobi’s grand old age was validated by the Portuguese government’s pet database, which is managed by the National Union of Veterinarians.

    • bottle
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      181 year ago

      Ah, the wonderful prevailing argument sweeping the internet the last few years: “that looks like something else, so it must be that. Let’s disregard sources and science. Everything must be what it looks like.”

      • @Pipoca
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        71 year ago

        People lie about their age all the time. There’s been many elderly people with badly documented births who fudged the numbers and added a decade or five to their age.

        Unless there’s good documentation, be skeptical of extreme longevity claims.

        • bottle
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          01 year ago

          Did you even read the article? There is good documentation. Man you keyboard ninjas need to spend less time in the dojo and more time in the library.

          Bobi’s grand old age was validated by the Portuguese government’s pet database, which is managed by the National Union of Veterinarians.

      • verysoft
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        1 year ago

        Critical thinking! No! It doesn’t look ‘old’ so it can’t be!

    • @wolfpack86
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      01 year ago

      And as with people, the obese don’t set age records

      • @mriormro
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        -41 year ago

        Yeah, it’s gotta be fucking incredible living life at 108.

        /s

        • @wolfpack86
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          21 year ago

          Didn’t say it was or that I wanted to.

        • @jimbolauski
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          11 year ago

          Quality of life from 100 - 108 is much better than quality of life from 50 - 58 at 500lbs