“fantasy wizard holding an AK47”. Bing added the shades on its own lol

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    128 months ago

    you can tell it’s a magic assault rifle because even though it’s clearly firing it’s not ejecting any brass. i’m supposing that it’s caseless (in that the ammunition’s propellant is its container and is consumed as spell components for accelerating the payload)

    • @aluminium
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      108 months ago

      Nah its his first show and the action hasn’t cycled yet. But that safety lever is sus.

      • @Everythingispenguins
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        28 months ago

        So I am going to have to go with the magic rifle hypothesis. It looks like we are seeing the primary flash( the bullet has left the gun). This would mean that the gas action of the AK-47 would already be cycling. Therefore the only reasonable explanation is, magic rifle.

    • @CascadianGiraffe
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      38 months ago

      It’s not like he conjured up a real gun. Of course it uses magic bullets, which would not need to have a shell ejected.

  • @aluminium
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    98 months ago

    Avotmata Kalashnikova - eat lead mf.

  • @setsneedtofeed
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    8 months ago

    People were complaining about the selector and lack of brass so I made you this.

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      28 months ago

      Try to pass again. Try to pass again! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Try to pass one more time.

  • @Harvey656
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    68 months ago

    Wow that AK looks very accurate, ai art is coming along.

  • @Furbag
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    58 months ago

    This is the ideal Wizard. You may not like it, but this is what peak spellcasting looks like.

  • @ricdeh
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    58 months ago

    What’s that in the bottom right corner? Are those fighter jets that are inverted relative to each other?

    • Ænima
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      78 months ago

      It’s a Battlestar Galactica (2003) Cylon Baystar (I think that’s what it’s called) from the looks of it. It makes no sense, like the rest of this!

    • Franklin
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      38 months ago

      Ahh I see your admiring my new invention: the air to air vehicle launcher. The DOD said that it couldn’t be done, shouldn’t be done but who’s laughing now?

  • Franklin
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    48 months ago

    When it’s time for Tarkov with the boys but you have D&D later.