• @TryingToEscapeTarkov
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    1 year ago

    Recruiter: Why is there a gap in your resume?

    Me: Why has this position been hiring every month?

  • Neato
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    1 year ago

    “I want to branch out and gain new experiences to broaden my skillset.” is the BS line I usually go with when I’m interviewing for a job outside my current specialty. Which has been every job I’ve interviewed for. Since my organization has rotation programs, it’s a well-accepted reason. Especially when the actual reason was “I’m fleeing a hostile takeover of my last department.” or “I gotta get the fuck out of Florida, it’s 2017.”

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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      41 year ago

      when I’m interviewing for a job outside my current specialty.

      Actually jealous of you even getting an interview like this. Where I am, experience of less than a year is considered inadequate and candidates are usually ghosted without even getting any interview.

  • balderdash
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    351 year ago

    You could put any caption with this image, it’s just too funny

  • Track_Shovel
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    1 year ago

    I’m looking to expand my network, and build synergies with new colleagues. I want to maximize our KPIs

    How am I doing with the canned bullshit rhetoric? Did I get the job?

  • @psmgx
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    201 year ago

    “is this a new role or a backfill?”

    “Yes”

  • @moistclump
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    161 year ago

    “What are your expectations for salary for this position?” “What is the salary range for this position?”