WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a stirring acceptance speech after being elected Speaker of the House, Rep. Mike Johnson vowed to be “the greatest Speaker of the seventeenth century.”
“For years, time travel was the stuff of science fiction,” he said. “Now, as I take this majestic nation back four hundred years, I will make that dream a reality.”
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In case somebody misses it, The Borowitz Report is satire.
Yes but the GOP specializes in turning political satire into reality.
invoking Poe’s law
That cannot possibly be true.
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they give him far too much credit… he’s just a four year old child…
Clarence Thomas hikes the price of Supreme Court decisions to keep pace with inflation.
Nice