• snowe
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    381 year ago

    “It was scary to see writing appear out of thin air on the bathroom mirror at midnight, but then I realised it said ‘MONITOR YOUR CHOLESTEROL,’ and I honestly appreciated the reminder,” said one customer.

    I’m dying

    • @grue
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      221 year ago

      I’m dying

      Should’ve monitored your cholesterol better.

  • FoundTheVegan
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    121 year ago

    When I die I’m just going to haunt a N64. Plug it in at your own peril and watch in horror as I select Oddjob with a golden gun.

  • @Tronn4
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    31 year ago

    Beaverton is not the onion

    • @[email protected]OP
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      131 year ago

      The sidebar lists multiple satire sources that aren’t the Onion so I figured it would be fine.