• @[email protected]
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    91 year ago

    This is what lurks in the bottom of the candy bowl. Take care not to delve too greedily or too deep.

  • @[email protected]
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    71 year ago

    Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him

    A Balrog of Morgoth

    What did you say?

    A Balrog of Morgoth

  • @kometes
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    41 year ago

    Melkor mints, anyone?

  • ryan213
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    31 year ago

    wtf how do they keep getting in there?!

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      They like the secure feeling of confined spaces. Balrogs are very catlike in only that aspect. Ok, that aspect and they like to yeet things off ledges too.

      Other than those two things, they’re very unlike cats.

      They’re pretty good at using a litter tray, though. Dammit! Amongst their similarities to cats are…