• @taiyang
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    538 months ago

    It’s almost like someone ungodly wrote the rules to fit their needs. But people wouldn’t use religion to justify their behaviors, would they? Certainly not, right?

  • Osa-Eris-Xero512
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    388 months ago

    Nah, see, this is one of the few parts that make perfect sense. Classic A/B testing.

  • @Francisco
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    308 months ago

    Both think of the children

  • @[email protected]
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    208 months ago

    Proof that God is an evil bastard.

    Gives the man who needs no wine, lots of it.

    Gives the man with 4 wives no wine.

    He must be laughing his ass off.

  • @[email protected]
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    188 months ago

    The celibacy thing for Catholics is a rule the Church eventually adopted, in Corinthians it even says that apostles can and do have wives.

  • Cap
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    138 months ago

    The trick is to always keep 'em guessing!

    • @logicbomb
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      138 months ago

      The real trick is to control women and to invent the rules such that everybody will inevitably break them.

      • RandoCalrandian
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        If you don’t think there isn’t at least as much effort done to control men (the ones they get money and free labor from), you’re blind as a sexist bat

        • @logicbomb
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          38 months ago

          If you control women, then you also control men.

  • fuzzy_feeling
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    88 months ago

    We had couple of gods in the past… You really think yours is “the one”?!?

  • @beebarfbadger
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    78 months ago

    Well the one who does not belong to MY religion is obviously wrong and lying about which arbitrary restrictions must be observed on pain of being killed as a heretic.

  • @[email protected]
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    “Bob” tells us that we should sin, drink to our hearts content, and fornicate like our life depends on it, because it does! Praise “Bob!”

    • @[email protected]
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      48 months ago

      Eris tells us we should partake joyously of a hot dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).