• ivanafterall
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    371 year ago

    I like to think that Heaven is one big LAN party, with no latency, no disconnects, and games we’ve never even dared to imagine.

    • Meowing Thing
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      311 year ago

      Of course! They are all playing in the same cloud!

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      Idk, I def hope not one LAN party but a bunch of separate ones … I don’t want to play with ppl that are supposedly going to heaven. Actually, to be safe, I’m just gonna go to hell, it’s safer, and all the heat is probably from GPUs in that one big LAN party they are having.

  • @[email protected]
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    321 year ago

    You’re all going to be so jealous when you end up in the afterlife without a computer, you see me wasting all of eternity using mine, and you realize that you should have included one in your pyramid along with the rest of your treasure.

    • Flying Squid
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      171 year ago

      People who put their computer in their pyramid a century from now are going to make you so jealous.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 year ago

        Too late to have my servants buried alive with me, too early for a quantum hyper-computer…

  • @[email protected]
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    251 year ago

    There’s no Excel in heaven, this is why I spend 8hs at day looking at spreadsheets 😇📊

    • @deus
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      81 year ago

      There’s no Excel in heaven

      God only supports FOSS software, they use LibreOffice Calc up there instead

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        Idk, omnipotent god cold have done something to support FOSS outside of heaven. That’s why I’m aiming for hell, I’m tired of explaining to people why they should FOSS daily.

  • CarlsIII
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    1 year ago

    I can probably start playing Doom WADs now and still not have played them all before I die, so I gotta get as much in as I can.

  • @Ddhuud
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    1 year ago

    Life is short, you should stop wasting your energy telling people that they enjoy life wrong, and mind your own business.