• @qooqie
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    841 year ago

    If your kidney stopped makin piss I think you’d be a lot more uncomfortable lol

    • flicker
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      341 year ago

      I took care of a lady with kidney failure for a while and when she skipped dialysis, lemme fuckin tell ya, she knew.

      The toxic shit the kidney works on really feels toxic once it stops!

  • @SaakoPaahtaa
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    541 year ago

    At home: kidney sleep😴

    Right as I start a 6h car ride: kidney on the grind💪👁️

    • @1847953620
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      kidneys should be the insult, assholes get shit on just for doing their job, and they still try their hardest. their only bad qualities are our own failures of duty towards them.

      we’re just a bunch of selfish kidneys.

    • @LemmyFeed
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      391 year ago

      Yours don’t? You ever actually confirm they keep going when you sleep?

      • Rostby
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        121 year ago

        I’ve listened to other’s heartbeat while they’re asleep

        • @Pregnenolone
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          That only confirms that theirs works, not yours.

  • @LaunchesKayaks
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    371 year ago

    Broke my ankle recently and had to have surgery to fix it. I’‘m laid up at my parents’ place until after Christmas at least. It’s been rough because I have to rely heavily on my family.

    Anyway, my bladder goes crazy at night and I was having trouble opening doors on my own because I hop around with the aid of a walker. Well last night my mom wouldn’t answer her phone to open doors for me. I had to piss so fucking bad that I risked my safety to open the necessary doors. It was actually really easy and everyone’s lives got so much easier because of it. I’m making a lil bag to hang on my walker so I can get my own snacks from the kitchen. I’ve also learned to use my cane to grab shit that’s out of reach. Being a burden on others is a really good motivator to figure out how to do shit that seems impossible physically.

  • @JoeKis
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    181 year ago

    Piss is stored in the balls, duh 🙄

  • @TangledHyphae
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    151 year ago

    Lol I love the Xhitter link, because it truly is a shitter.

  • @confusedbytheBasics
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    31 year ago

    Someone with functional kidneys complaining about the privilege.

  • @Zehzin
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    11 year ago

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