• Cyborganism
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    3811 months ago

    Just say yes, take a bite and chew, say “this one has corn in it” then open your mouth with the half chewed up bite and stick out your tongue to let it drip and watch the fuckers gag.

    • @Selmafudd
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      2711 months ago

      Or just go with the classic, every time I fuck your mum she makes me a poop sandwich

  • Blackout
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    11 months ago

    I remember the first time I met a Dutch kid in grade school. She told us for breakfast she eats chocolate spread on bread with sprinkles and we all called her a liar. No one had heard of Nutella back then.

    • @[email protected]
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      211 months ago

      Just came back from a business trip over there. A guy I worked with ate, multiple times, a gouda+chocolate spread sandwich.

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        11 months ago

        My german gf eats nutella on bread every morning. Makes me gag.

        I’ll have my butter and Marmite toast, thankyou.

  • @Jackcooper
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    -111 months ago

    Anons parents fell for the health claims