• @Jiggle_Physics
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    3511 months ago

    You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.

  • Davel23
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    2711 months ago

    Judas: You are about to come into some money.

    • SanguinePar
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      411 months ago

      But you may have to hang around for a bit.

  • @Pregnenolone
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    2311 months ago

    “Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”

  • @ALavaPulsar
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    11 months ago

    Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.

  • Extras
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    1611 months ago

    “Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 40, 10, 4, 34”

  • BarqsHasBite
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    1211 months ago

    “The future will leave you hanging.”

    “Your future will be nailing.”

    • @jaybone
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      711 months ago

      “What kind of bullshit is this. I’m already a carpenter.” Tosses fortune.

    • IninewCrow
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      311 months ago

      Raise your hands high because you’re going to nail the future

  • @mriormro
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    711 months ago

    “None of this matters.”

  • squiblet
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    411 months ago

    “A person who has bathed all over does not need to wash, except for the feet, to be entirely clean”

  • @Bwaz
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    411 months ago

    “that wasn’t wine”