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One time I invited a girl over to watch a movie and she got mad at me because apparently that’s what guys say when they want sex? I just wanted to watch a movie…
The worst part was realizing how disappointed all those other girls will did come over and watch movies with me must have been.
Footloose got it wrong. Movies lead to sex way more than dancing.
Me saying I’m going to the library 3 times a week as a teen
Mother will do that too
Don’t tell me. It’s math, isn’t it? You’re gonna study “math”, right?
My dad, “nice!”
Study dat ass
Wonder if they’re gonna climb, jump, or fly
