• Echo Dot
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      511 months ago

      What color would you like this wall??

      Ooh the color of an orange please.

      Sure thing, it’s really where there isn’t a word for that color, isn’t it?

    • @scottywh
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      911 months ago

      Or passion fruit… Them shits are delicious.

      • @Kyyrypyy
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        211 months ago

        My experience with passion fruit is that they tend to shove it in every single mixed fruit juice, and what it does, is give those juices just a bitter aftertaste.

        • @scottywh
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          511 months ago

          Also, it’s the citric acid giving all those juices the bitter aftertaste

          • @Kyyrypyy
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            411 months ago

            May be, but a citrus fruit juices don’t have that aftertaste, even if they’re mixed with banana, mango or whatever. For me the common denominator is the passionfruit.

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        • @scottywh
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          311 months ago

          I’m talking about the actual fruit… may pops…

          • @Kyyrypyy
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            -311 months ago

            And I’m talking about my experiences about passion fruit, gramps.

            • @scottywh
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              411 months ago

              Also, you’re fucking talking about “flavorings” in mixed fruit drink beverages…

              It’s not the same fucking thing kid.

              • @Kyyrypyy
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                -211 months ago

                Sorry I don’t live in " Teh 'Muricah", brat. In rest of the world we have actul whole juices. No flavourings, no added sugar, in many cases no predervatives even. Just the raw juice fruit.

                • @[email protected]
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                  211 months ago

                  Brat??? Lol…

                  Guy, you’re the one who started shit in that conversation… And there’s no way you have juices wherever you are in the world with a significant amount of passion fruit juice in it.

            • @scottywh
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              211 months ago

              The gramps shit is uncalled for.

              Why the fuck does everyone insist on being a fucking asshole these days?

              • @Kyyrypyy
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                011 months ago

                Well, I’m not “pops”, so I decided to return the favour.

                • @[email protected]
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                  211 months ago

                  Passion fruits are colloquially referred to as “may pops” in places that they grow wild like the US southeast.

                  Maybe you shouldn’t be looking for a fight everywhere.

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  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    1611 months ago

    Fruits that exceed the expectations of their name:

    • Pineapple
    • Kiwifruit/Chinese gooseberry
    • Gooseberry
    • Strawberry
    • Raspberry
    • Uglifruit
  • @BattleBeetle
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    1311 months ago

    Star fruit = shaped like stars Durian = “duri” means spike

  • @[email protected]
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    1211 months ago

    I feel like if you have grapefruit as a fruit that does not live up to its name then grape should be on the other list.

  • @Pregnenolone
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    1111 months ago

    Have they even seen a dragonfruit? Shit looks and tastes like a delicious dragon

  • @[email protected]
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    1011 months ago

    If you’ve only ever had the good awful underripe honeydew they put in fruit trays for catering, then yeah you’d probably think it’s underwhelming. A good, ripe honeydew is my second favorite melon.

  • The Barto
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    Have you ever eaten a passionfruit? You gotta get your fingers in there to get the juices flowing, then you gotta slurp it up with your tongue, licking it clean … passionfruit surpasses it’s name.

  • @sploosh
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    Grapefruit grows bunched up, kinda but not really like grapes.

    Passionfruit is named for its flower, which has structures that correspond numerically to the stations of the cross and are thus a reference to the Passion of Christ. In this sense, “Passion” refers to suffering, not love or joy.

    • Ook the Librarian
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      So, your saying, for a passionfruit to live up to its name it would have to cause stigmata, right? That’s pretty hardcore.

  • Copatus
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    411 months ago

    What’s with the honeydew hate? It’s one of the juiciest fruits out three and tastes amazing.