• Tb0n3
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      451 year ago

      I wish this was real. Just noticed the AI artifacting extending the grill of the truck on the right through his arm.

    • no bananaOP
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      111 year ago

      It’s not illegal to cross post!

  • @babyfarmer
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    So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.

    He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.

    • no bananaOP
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      61 year ago

      Bless your naive friend

  • LazaroFilm
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    251 year ago

    I want to see the job posting for this position…

  • @x4740N
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    191 year ago

    That mascot suit looks like a heatstroke generator

  • MartinXYZ
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    “kids can get their picture taken for only $5” How much for adults?

    • @RGB3x3
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      71 year ago

      You’re supposed to empty them out the window as you drive.

      Throwing the plastic out is just wasteful.

      • @YarHarSuperstar
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        31 year ago

        You’re talking about waste and in the same comment advising throwing out all that liquid gold?

        • spacesweedkid27
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          11 year ago

          Why not airdry it overnight. Works best with boiling temperatures ;)

  • @[email protected]
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    Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious

    • @theangryseal
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      91 year ago

      That’s what I say to my dumb dumb dog when he pisses on something. :p

      • @SandLight
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        71 year ago

        He looks like he’d piss on something he’s not supposed to. Give him lots of pats for me ok? I’m sure he’s being his best self.

        • @theangryseal
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          He tries, bless the little fella.

          I believe he tries.

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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        Awwwww bless what breed is the little fella. He looks like a wolfhound.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.

    Ya’ll…don’t use kitty litter?

    You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.

    • no bananaOP
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      Use wood pellets. Less smelly.

  • @Ibex0
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    It’s the way of the road.

  • magnetosphere
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    I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.