• IninewCrow
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    351 year ago

    Because the lord loves you … but if you don’t, the LORD WILL DESTROY YOU AND SEND YOU TO HELL AND DAMNATION FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!

    • @samus12345
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      101 year ago

      I know that if I have kids, they had better love me or I’m torturing them for all eternity. That’s how loving people works, right?

      • qyron
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        41 year ago

        That’s funny. I always thought it was about trying your best to do things right, allow space for others errors and mistakes, admit when wrong and apologize for it.

        But I may be wrong.

        • @samus12345
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          11 year ago

          No, that can’t be right, because god is good, so everything he does is good. I know because an old book says so.

  • THCDenton
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    201 year ago

    Imagine your legacy being an image macro of the worst photo ever shot of you 🤣

    • Blackout
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      31 year ago

      If I could be so lucky. My grandchildren would be proud.

  • @[email protected]
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    61 year ago

    He looks like Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene of A Few Good Men. Can’t wait for the religious reboot of the film.

    Jack: “You can’t handle God’s truth!”

    Tom: “Well actually a human is an immortal, spiritual being that is resident in a physical body…”

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    21 year ago

    This is the zombie horror is the left-wing nightmare / vampire horror is the right-wing nightmare paradigm, embodied, isn’t it.