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the only available distro is Hannah Montana
No, you’re misunderstanding. There’s supposed to be a downside to a monkey’s paw wish
Granted. Microsoft somehow gets exclusive legal rights to Linux. Linux is now Windows with a penguin mascot.
Been there. Done that. Xenix - aka Microsoft Unix was one of the most popular *nix for microcomputer hardware in the early 80s.
See this is why history rules. No matter what kind of horrors I can think up, it’s probably already happened before.
It’s your IRL “Simpsons did it” moment
Granted. But owning to your obvious wisdom, all their support requests are being routed to your inbox ;-)
Great. They immediately switch over, with no time to port things, and a lot of important things, such as government things, break.
in my goverment job things break every day with MS.
fortunately my job is not important.
We kind of sort of do, but it’s called Android…
Granted. Everyone has now eclipsed your knowledge level
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They’re all using Gentoo now.
iamben? is it you?
Except the people previously using Gentoo who have all moved to Linux From Scratch.
Granted but for stability all future code must be submitted in brainfuck
Granted
Now Linux is a propetary software full of bloatware who efficiently steal the private information of his users but can’t play games.
