• @breadsmasher
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    4511 months ago

    Imagining hilarious counterfeit cars start showing up. “My FROD truck only has two gears”

    • @[email protected]
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      2611 months ago

      MOST SIZE Truck for boys and girls and students with orthopedic support fully three dimensional with reverse gear fully adjustable windows by ADVNZOI

      • @J12
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        511 months ago

        You’ll have a great career in writing Amazon descriptions.

    • @Animoscity
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      811 months ago

      Where’s my amazons choice Rhonda?

    • Flying Squid
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      411 months ago

      We have to get my daughter a notebook computer that runs Windows or Mac OS for her online school she’s starting next semester. Obviously we’re not going to spend the money on a Mac and she doesn’t need anything very powerful because it’s going to be mostly web browsing and Zoom meetings. There are a lot of sub-$300 notebooks on Amazon, and some of them are from companies like Acer and Dell, but there are a shit ton of brands I have never heard of- Excebook, CHUWI, SGIN… some don’t even say the brand. It’s crazy.

      • @breadsmasher
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        411 months ago

        Chuwi is one I have actually come across IRL! Can’t vouch either way for it but anecdotally the owner seemed happy

        • Flying Squid
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          111 months ago

          It was just a standard Amazon search for sub-$300 Windows notebooks. I’m sure Linux will install on it no problem. How long the hardware lasts is another matter. And I’m guessing it’s all hardwired.

  • TipRing
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    2811 months ago

    I can’t wait to buy a car from reputable dealership JWN1BNNY.

    • @Aliendelarge
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      411 months ago

      That Tiyata Carolllla seems like a bargain.

    • @tabularasa
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      311 months ago

      Asking the real questions here.

  • @TheOgreChef
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    911 months ago

    I can only imagine this going poorly, but in hilariously unexpected ways that I can’t wait to see.

    • Rose56
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      311 months ago

      But the shareholders said otherwise, they expect to make billions! Cause they are trying to maximize their profits. But I agree with you.

  • @_number8_
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    811 months ago

    but i don’t want to support either of those shitty entities! i want to buy from the damn factory!

  • ALQ
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    711 months ago

    Just download the damned car, at this point.

  • @alienanimals
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    511 months ago

    Amazon sucks, but so do the gate-keeping dealerships.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 months ago

    Hmm… how will a return work? 🤔

    Put it the car back in a box and drop it at the nearest dropoff store or UPS/FedEx? 🤣

    Will there be a 30% restocking fee?

    What if the car just doesn’t work after delivery? Missing parts?

    Will there now also be a Amazon Warehouse Deals for used cars?

  • @TenderfootGungi
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    311 months ago

    The sooner that traditional car dealers go away as a business model the better.

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      you wouldn’t download a CaR

      like, yes mf, I would