Local library systems technician Gary Harris was arrested early Tuesday and charged with impersonating a police officer after it was determined he was sitting around doing nothing on the taxpayer dime.
  • @NOT_RICKEnglish
    40•1 year ago

    We want to make this perfectly clear to any municipal workers, crossing guards, janitors, and anyone else who works for the government—only police officers are allowed to sit around and do absolutely nothing for all hours of the day, and only police officers are allowed to doctor their pay statements to reflect substantial overtime pay.

    My sides

  • @[email protected]English
    15•1 year ago

    First headline I’ve seen in a while from the Onion that I knew was instantly a joke. Bonus points, I really laughed.

      • @[email protected]English
        7•1 year ago

        Rollercoaster of emotions there for a moment. I thought it might be somehow real until I read the article and realized it was satire from another site.