• @[email protected]
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    all advertising and marketing for “tricks” and “cute responses” will need to be clearly marked with the number and type of treats offered in compensation for said tricks.

    Local Cat Union 231

    • @ickplantOP
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      810 months ago

      I LOVE the idea of a cat union.

      • @bmsok
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        910 months ago

        I can see both sides of this but in the end I think we’re the working class in this scenario and we have no hope of rising up against them

        • @ickplantOP
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          510 months ago

          That’s a good point. They have us pretty domesticated and exactly where they want us.

          • @shadowSprite
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            610 months ago

            My cat likes to spend his evenings lounging on my couch watching his own personalized Playlist on the TV and will throw a full on temper tantrum if we don’t turn it on when he asks, so yes, they do.

          • @AngryCommieKender
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            210 months ago

            Give it time. We’ve had dogs for around 200,000 years. We’ve had cats for 15,000 on the outside. Another 35,000 years or so, and they should chill a bit.

            • @ickplantOP
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              110 months ago

              It would be fascinating to see how they change!

    • Franzia
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      I’m not afraid if a cat union. They do not get along well enough. They are too eepy to protest.

  • Flying Squid
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    410 months ago

    In the morning, I give one of my dogs fancy baked treats from a local dog bakery.

    I give my other dog a greenie.

    This is completely justified, trust me.

    • @ickplantOP
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      410 months ago

      I’m guessing one needs to have his breath freshened?

      • Flying Squid
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        510 months ago

        That and he takes the baked treat and puts it on his bed and walks away and the other dog eats it. Also, he loves the Greenies so much that he does a little dance every time he knows he’s going to get one.

        • @ickplantOP
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          510 months ago

          Aww, well that’s just adorable!

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    • @ickplantOP
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      510 months ago

      Content has to come from somewhere…

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  • @[email protected]
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    People would tell me that my dog was badly trained, but the way I see it, being trained isn’t fun. I have to be trained because I need to be able to earn money and survive in the real world, but my dog didn’t need a job and he asked for so little - why wouldn’t I provide him everything he wanted?

    Plus it was absolutely hilarious when he would gradually lure guests away from the dinner table by being adorable and then when they were far enough from it, he would dash back to it faster than they could and eat their food.

    • @chuckleslord
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      Proper training for a dog isn’t a punishment. It’s a contract between you and them. It reduces stress, forms a stronger bond, and can make life easier for the both of you.

      You don’t need to be your dog’s Supreme Commander or anything, but it’s important that both you and your dog know the rules in any situation before it comes up.

      On a serious note, your dog tricking guests out of food is risky behavior, because the dog thinks it’s a game and as soon as someone doesn’t play along your dog will become frustrated and might lash out.

      • @[email protected]
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        510 months ago

        Just to clarify: he wasn’t completely wild. He was well-socialized and he wasn’t aggressive about food - you could safely stick your hand in his mouth and pull food out. Beyond that, I didn’t bring him to places where he could get in trouble that way.

        I get that “badly trained” can mean various things including simply neglecting a dog, but in the context of this meme I just meant that my dog wanted to eat whatever people were eating (in moderation) and he whined a lot if someone refused to play with him.

      • @MotoAsh
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        Very true. My dogs aren’t perfectly obedient, but they’re not mean to people. It just takes setting some boundaries and being firm when they overstep. Now, all it takes is a, “hey!” when they’re getting too excitable or doing something bad and they’ll try to figure out what’s wrong. Their little nuzzles of contrition are so damn adorable.

        As long as you foster a good relationship, the disapproval of the behavior should be enough punishment for the majority of dogs… and children for that matter. The rest shouldn’t need violence, but better forms of discipline than I know how to adequately describe.