That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.

Eating unfired china would be my second choice

Do you get the health consequences of the meal you choose?

I’d probably pick a saucer as it’s the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.

Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it’d be painful so you’d really want to minimize the size of the dish.

Can’t go wrong with pizza.

Probably sinigang. With lots of daikon radish and mustard greens. And there is of course rice because you can’t have sinigang without rice. They go together.

Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.

Pho. or maybe stir fry.

Pho. 2nd place: fried rice

Lasagna! So effin good.

Smoothie of some sort that has all my macros/vitamins/minerals. At least not dying from malnutrition.

Pokebowl. In different variations. Should get most of what you need to live out of it

Alfredo Pasta. Never gets old

Probably beef fajita

Surf and turf

Peanut butter if that can pass as a dish. My favorite food by a lot. Otherwise proper Mac and cheese.