French sorbet?
This joke’s got legs
Even if it’s photoshopped, it doesn’t mean it can’t happen. i’ve met things inside products that shouldn’t be there. Some of these things were dangerous to health.
My buddy got an extra piece of finger in his frozen lasagne once.
The lasagna finger, a delicacy in some places!
People just love hating these culinary masterpieces, man.
I recently had a protein drink that was rancid. It came in a carton and I drank a mouthful before I realized that SUDDENLY THE ENTIRE ROOM SMELLED LIKE ROTTING MEAT.
I will only eat/drink things I have prepared myself, or poured out, or transparent things. One experience of being betrayed is enough.
You don’t eat frogleg popsicle?
It looks fake
Doesn’t everything if you squint enough
WHO FUCKING CARES
WEAKLINGS!
No, that’s how you eat frog leg sorbet, bite and nibble the ice away until the leg is free and then Chomp!
