aka the “Yes, bloody D” Edition

What kind of fun and cheeky shenanigans are the lower deckers of the NCC-1701-D getting up to?

  • teft
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    10 months ago

    Last 1 minute with Moriarty…with the holodeck safeties disengaged.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      Even if he chooses not to kill you, he’ll destroy your self-confidence through verbose mockery.

      • teft
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        710 months ago

        Holodeck safeties on or off he still destroys you.

      • @[email protected]
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        10 months ago

        What I would like to see is Moriarty vs Garak, ‘cutting remarks’ for the win.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      -510 months ago

      The meaning of things tends to get lost over time. There’s no grid involved, just a hit-list of odd challenges for younger/inexperienced crew. Please enjoy this marshmelon.

        • @ummthatguyOP
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          110 months ago

          “Blackout bingo” where the grid becomes irrelevant. This whole post is based on A Strange New Worlds episode where the game was simply a list to be completed.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    710 months ago

    Lasting a minute against Moriarty doesn’t seem very difficult. Especially since I’m not Sherlock, and wouldn’t be able to pursue him even if I wanted to. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @satanmat
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    610 months ago

    Jeffries tunnel races. Nacels to bridge. (Data DQ)

  • Flying Squid
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    610 months ago

    Reassign Guinan to Engineering. Watch the hilarity ensue before the ship explodes.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      10 months ago

      Never know. She, like Pelia, may have some training from decades/eons past.

      • Froyn
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        410 months ago

        Guinan, the George Santos of the Enterprise.

  • @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    I like this list but we really need to stop with the senseless violence against warp cores.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      410 months ago

      Some young Shaxs tomfoolery.

  • FauxPseudo
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    210 months ago

    Find Blazin Bev’s stash