• @BruceCampbellschin
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    Yet somehow, each one still tastes exactly the same. Like old, burnt sugar.

    • Kalkaline
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      It’s more of a wax sugar mix that I get with a hint of fake vanilla.

      • @[email protected]
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        Depends on the brand, but yeah… Brachs is like that. They are just barely at that mark where I might eat them.

        I’ve had others that are amazing, though. Not many others… Okay, one brand. I don’t even recall the name it was sold at Albertsons, though. It was excellent.

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    What’s going on down there? You guys ok? Please don’t ever let them suggest poutine and maple syrup as their next go to…

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      apparently this monstrosity is the fault of walgreens. they aren’t in canada, but the guy in that article is the one to shoot the spitball at. walgreens has a corporate sibling in the uk (boots)… maybe they’d also be up for one based on a ‘full english’?

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        Walgreens is a big player in candy corn

        I don’t even know how to process that statement.

        • ares35
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          probably just means one of brachs biggest retail outlets for it.

    • Amilo159
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      310 months ago

      How about mackerel in tomato sauce?

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    • @tipicaldik
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      Yes! Taste’s just like a Payday bar…

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      410 months ago

      I do like candy corn. But this is not candy corn, this is evil in candy corn form.

    • @finestnothing
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      Feels like dried and compacted ear wax, tastes like dried and compacted ear wax with a lot of sugar added

  • @eran_morad
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    Fuck, I thought this was a joke. This is a fucking joke, right? Shit can’t be real.

    • @Marros
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      They are real and horrible. The cranberry and coffee ones were pretty good though

  • @ieightpi
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    I love candy corn. But this is…is a travesty. Seriously what the fuck does it taste like?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      I would prefer the kind that makes its own gravy when you pour water on it.

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    Seriously, what does it taste like?