• The Snark Urge
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    2111 months ago

    Dude was blowing out the backs of aliens decades before I was alive. If he wants to hit that, that’s between him and Frank.

    • teft
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      611 months ago

      Jim leans down and whispers in Miss Piggy’s ear: “Now scream like Yoda”

    • @samus12345
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      1111 months ago

      Otto! There’s a gremlin on the side of the bus!

  • Orbituary
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    2011 months ago

    Riker would do it.

    • @kaitco
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      1511 months ago

      What makes you think Riker hasn’t already done it??

  • @Zehzin
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    1411 months ago

    Hey stop hitting on David Cameron’s girlfriend.

  • @Sanctus
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    1311 months ago

    Ms Piggy would absolutely top. Count me in.

  • theodewere
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    1311 months ago

    hey Miss Piggy takes very good care of herself and i’m sure she smells nothing like you expect

    • Flying SquidOP
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      811 months ago

      A fragrant pig is still a pig. And she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice.

      • theodewere
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        1111 months ago

        she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice

        over and over again, buddy

        • Flying SquidOP
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          711 months ago

          Are you suggesting James T. Kirk gives pigs multiple orgasms?

          • @[email protected]
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            711 months ago

            Probably alluding to the quirky info bit no.36211, namely that pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes to 4 hours depending on who tells you about it.

            • Flying SquidOP
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              511 months ago

              Well… he’s got stamina, but does he have that much stamina?

  • CarlsIII
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    711 months ago

    Somebody…calls me…I answer them…slowly…a pig…with kaleidoscope eyes!!

  • emmanuel_car
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    411 months ago

    It’s worse than that, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim

  • Melllvar
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    311 months ago

    “Laddie, every woman has her own charm. You just have to know where to look for it.”