• @MBZzZzZzZz
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    2110 months ago

    If it only hurts you, how is it toxic? At best, it’s a good deal for the lion.

    • ivanafterall
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      10 months ago

      To put it as gently as possible: you’re not exactly a USDA Prime sirloin for the lion. Full of microplastics, for one.

  • Flying Squid
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    610 months ago

    Whereas I assume I’ll be eaten by a lion one day and the of the zoo will think I got what I deserved.

  • @LavaPlanet
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    610 months ago

    I dunno. They’re really susceptible to vibes. There’s this camera man once who pretended he was big and scary and ran at the lion, and the lion was all wtf, and ran off. If that’s true, there must be a ‘chill’ code, too.

  • @Emerald
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    310 months ago

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    astro bully angie, @teaxtarot

    My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me