Bert couldn’t help the exasperation in his voice, “I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?”
Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert’s shoulder and cheerily said, “You must - you don’t need glasses.”
As the blast wave rolled in, one corner of Bert’s mouth tugged gently upwards.
Fire.
Nuclear Fire
This is the best bert strip I’ve ever read
This is the first I’ve ever read and now I’m going down a rabbit hole aren’t i
It’s honestly all downhill from here
The real diamonds lay deep in underground, its not all bad down here :^)
The big bird running one is probably the best though.
You just gonna be like that?
Same here
Would you like to know the depth of human depravity? That is what waits at the bottom l.
My favourite so far. Dark humor, dry humor, a great punch line and no child rape.
What a strange thing to read without context.
Now imagine Jerry Seinfeld saying this
This was so good I barely comprehended it as a joke.
This was glorious. To create such a moving story out of on picture.
This gives distant “I’m sorry John” vibes and I love it.
