• @chetradley
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        310 months ago

        Provided by Chat GPT:

        [Opening scene with energetic 90s music playing]

        Narrator: In a world where dogs rule the show…

        [Cut to Doug, a quirky guy played by Rob Schneider, looking determined]

        Narrator: Meet Doug, a man with a plan…

        [Dramatic music as Doug discovers a loophole in the rules]

        Doug: (smirking) If they say “Top Dog,” they never said it had to be a dog!

        [Montage of Doug preparing for the Westminster Dog Show]

        Narrator: Get ready for a comedy like no other!

        [Doug in ridiculous dog training scenarios]

        Friend 1: Doug, are you sure about this?

        Doug: Trust me, I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve!

        [Fast-paced scenes of Doug navigating the dog show world]

        Narrator: He’s taking the competition by storm…

        [Doug interacting with puzzled dog owners]

        Dog Owner: Is that guy…human?

        [Doug strutting his stuff at the Westminster Dog Show]

        Judges: (whispering) Is he even allowed to do that?

        [Doug’s quirky antics during the show]

        Narrator: This summer, get ready for the ultimate underdog story!

        [Upbeat music as Doug’s journey unfolds]

        Doug: (grinning) Who says you can’t teach an old human new tricks?

        [Title card: “Top Doug”]

        Narrator: Rob Schneider stars in the comedy event of the decade!

        [Closing scene with Doug and a trophy, surrounded by baffled dog owners]

        Doug: Looks like I’m the real top dog now!

        [End with upbeat music and the movie’s release date]

        • enkers
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          210 months ago

          Ahaha, that’s amazing!

          Doug: (grinning) Who says you can’t teach an old human Doug new tricks?

          ChatGPT, you missed a golden opportunity. >:-(

          • @chetradley
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            210 months ago

            Here’s my prompt:

            Write a script for a trailer for a 90s comedy movie called “Top Doug”. The movie is about Doug (played by Rob Schneider), a human who finds a technicality that allows him to compete in the Westminster dog show.

            Interestingly, GPT seemed to understand the dog/Doug pun without me mentioning the phrase “top dog”, as it’s referenced a couple of times.

  • Sabre363
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    2310 months ago

    I’m sure the furries have already made the movie

  • @mvirts
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    1110 months ago

    West, Mister: Best in Show. (it’s Kanye)

    Best Friend in Show

    Top Dogg ( it’s Snoop)

    Kay 9 (Her name is Kay)

  • 🔍🦘🛎
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    910 months ago

    Charles Barkley was born for this role

  • @Batman
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    910 months ago

    +1 if the air bud is a real ham about it. “You were never even a contender fifi!”

  • Aurelius
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    810 months ago

    I’m sold. Let’s make it happen

  • @[email protected]
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    610 months ago

    Makes me think of that Jason Bateman movie Bad Words where a 40 year old man enters an elementary spelling bee tournament