I’m not wearing any clothes.
Not at all. I’m in bed and what I’m wearing is destined for the laundry basket.
Ugh, first I teleport three feet to the side and no later than 24 hrs I’m suddenly stark naked? It’s going to take a toll on my mental health for sure, but other than that I’ll be really frustrated because I’m wearing my favourite shirt right now
Really depends on whether that includes the hairties holding my pigtails in place. If the pigtails stay, I think I can still walk out of this sports bar with my dignity intact.
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Oh, because the rest of my outfit was just work clothes and I was tired of wearing them anyway. But I put the pigtails in braids on purpose, I’d just done it, and it looked super cute.
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No, a bar. A busy, loud, crowded bar with sticky tables and cheap beer.
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I’m in a metro, so … dang. It’s suddenly a really long way home, part of it is gonna be chilly.
Aside from panic at what the fuck just happened, walk to the bedroom, and grab some new clothes
Lately, I’d get hypothermia.
It does not affect anything.
I’m currently sat on the toilet, I guess I’d take it as my queue to go have a shower
Must be the weekend.
There are kids around, so it’s gonna be real bad.
Well I’m at work so this is potentially life-altering.
Suddenly I’ve had a weekend like in my 20s, but I didn’t have to spend a bunch of money on overpriced cocktails.
The real question is, do I magically end up with a boring, closeted “straight” guy who pumps and runs directly afterwards, or am I just walking home naked? Because depending on how that answers, it’s either a weekend from my early 20s, or my vacation to Mexico a few years back.
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I’m just cold… that’s it…
