Why did none of my neighbors ever look that cute?
Sir, you live next to an elementary school!
you know… letting cats into elementary school… either seems amazing or like, a huge mistake.
It was. We did an archaeology day and dug up some former class pet. Only fur and bones left. We got to put the cat skeleton together tho, It was kinda neat I guess. At least it had completely decomposed.
… the archaeology thing sounds like it could be cool, but why the heck did they do a pet?! seriously, go to fossil grounds or something; most places have something.
Pretty much everywhere here is has artifacts. Can’t dig two feet without finding arrowheads. We just kinda found the pet. Didn’t know that’s where they buried it. When a specific fourth grade teacher found out where our dig site was, she got really pale I’m told.
“Uhm well, I hope you find lots of interesting, uhm, stuff!”
“Oh hey there.”
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