• Flying Squid
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      117 months ago

      Just because you don’t have a picture of J.R.R. Tolkien’s really long nipple doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

      The Tolkien estate has been sitting on them for years, to the point of touching up photos of Tolkien to make it look like he didn’t actually have a really long nipple. It’s tantamount to Stalinism if you ask me.

      • @[email protected]
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        This sounds like the next Pizzagate… NIPPLEGATE. We must demand answers! Don’t let the establishment keep us from the nipply truth!

  • Flying Squid
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    87 months ago

    As someone with a really long nipple, I feel like you are mocking me and I am highly offended.

    Banned. Also double banned.

    • IninewCrow
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      47 months ago

      I can appreciate most nipples of any size or length but only if they are uniform for both sides. One short and one long nipple is weird. Was one nipple ring heavier than the other?

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        37 months ago

        By nipple ring, are you referring to the ring his really long nipple made in his sock or are you referring to some kind of jewelry or adornment? Because first one, then the other.

    • midori
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      27 months ago

      Did you just nip that in the bud?

    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      Do you have to wear pasties all day every day to keep them from chafing?

      • Flying Squid
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        37 months ago

        If that’s what you’re into.

  • Tedesche
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    77 months ago

    I haven’t seen a shitpost of this caliber in a really long time. Bravo, OP.

    • ofk12OP
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      I can’t take any credit, I just shared it. If you like it though definitely check out Chris (Simpsons Artist)

  • The Snark Urge
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    47 months ago

    I feel like jurt would have laughed at this