He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

  • @hperrin
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    241 year ago

    I heard he was even trying to take control. In the end though, he was just able to get home.

      • Iron Lynx
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        41 year ago

        either way, his employment there has come to an End.

        • Victor
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          21 year ago

          [stumbles in like Kramer] PRINT SCREEN!

  • @throbbingpens
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    101 year ago

    Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.

  • slazer2au
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    91 year ago

    Well, maybe they should have some key performance reviews.

  • @Octavio
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    91 year ago

    Good thing they were keeping tabs on him.

    • Victor
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      21 year ago

      I mean… The words are the same, but how would you work in the fact that he’s both putting in shifts, and working them? How would you phrase it? I’m having trouble making it a smooth joke in Swedish.

  • AGuyAcrossTheInternet
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    1 year ago

    Previously, the poor guy worked at a fab for mobile processors. The task was simple, catch wafers falling from machines fast. Guy has RISC’d his ARMs for the job.

  • @WalrusByte
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    71 year ago

    He’d just barely entered this field, but he may need to return to his old one

  • xep
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    61 year ago

    Those keyboard factory owners really like control.

  • @Usernameblankface
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    31 year ago

    He said he had it under control, but when management zeroed in on keeping tabs on this guy, they noticed he was still missing shifts. When confronted, the guy escaped before they could Caps Lock him inside for further questioning.

    • @Metamist
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      21 year ago

      I would fire him if he kept insisting on having his shifts under control. What absolute madman puts their shift under control?