They never taught us counter beaver tactics in Cybersecurity. Possibly our nations greatest weak point.
Beavers: an often-overlooked blind spot of cybersecurity.
counter beaver tactics
That probably has something to do with being single.
I mean, shouldn’t we have seen this coming by looking at his online dating profile?
Likes: Long walks on the beach, dismantling klepto-captialist infrastructure, building dams in small streamsB.C. stands for Beaver Country.
I love when nature fucks our shit up.
Usually its the other way around with us.
Like the orcas with the boats.
Yeah that was great.
The ocean crushing that billionaire while he was flexing too. 🤣
Instant pink slime.
All the single beavers
All the single beavers
All the single beavers
All the single beavers.
If it was married, his partner would have talked them out of it
Single Beavers become radicalized.
they’re just saying it wasn’t the work of beaver supremacists… lone beaver theory…
But they’re in my area! If they want to be left alone, they should move on.
with that kind of resume he wont be single for long
