• @devious
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    191 year ago

    It’s a toss up between “Me fail English? That’s unpossible” and “It tastes like burning”!

  • @Pencilnoob
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    171 year ago

    My cat’s breath smells like cat food

  • Pobe
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    141 year ago

    “This tastes like grandma!” wins for me because it’s immediately followed by Chief Wiggum: “You’re right son, it DOES taste like grandma!”

  • @groel220
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    81 year ago

    When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar.

  • @proper
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    61 year ago

    Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

  • @[email protected]
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    61 year ago

    “The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.”

  • @samus12345
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    41 year ago

    “Ah, you’ve done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!”

    The leprechaun’s presumably a figment of his imagination, so it counts as a line from him.

    • @KuchiKopi
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      51 year ago

      Did he just say, “What’s a battle?”

  • @MBM
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    31 year ago

    Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a [literal] viking