• LazaroFilm
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    3411 months ago

    Tbh my dog would totally understand Bone, ball or toy and start wagging her tail looking around for one to bring me and play with.

    • @Mr_Blott
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      1011 months ago

      You mean you don’t buy your dog a nice 2013 Châteauneuf du Pape for christmas ? Are you some sort of philistine?

      • @jaybone
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        811 months ago

        My dog took Spanish in high school.

        • @Mr_Blott
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          511 months ago

          My dog took my slippers :(

      • LazaroFilm
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        111 months ago

        Only mammoth bones.

  • Froyn
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    1211 months ago

    Relatable. Wife and I were “talking in code” last night, around the cat, about what we bought her for Christmas. Hadn’t even realized we were doing it until this post.

  • Cap
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    711 months ago

    Maybe “the dog” is what she calls her husband.

  • @[email protected]
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    011 months ago

    Sometimes I feel lonely and think I should get a girlfriend. But then I get these nuggets of conversation and feel content with my computer again.

    /foreveralone