• @Son_of_dad
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      510 months ago

      Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker

  • @Son_of_dad
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    1910 months ago

    I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier

  • @Emerald
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    410 months ago

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    🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer

    [Diner]

    Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

    *me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*

    my 6 year-old: im a police