• @Buddahriffic
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    321 year ago

    Gets an A submitting a paper that reads: “Tried to outsource my colouring assignment but no one wants to work these days!”

    • @painfulasterisk
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      31 year ago

      I think you are wrong. Such a sentence will grant you a “you pass the class, see you next semester”.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        51 year ago

        “You have just earned a minor in journalism.”

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      391 year ago

      Business students have it insanely easy because they take such easy courses.

      • GingaNinga
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        111 year ago

        can confirm, am in med sciences, I regret not doing business/finance every day of my life.

        • @[email protected]
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          121 year ago

          I’m in engineering 10 years in and feel like my friend makes more money in finance.

          I’m senior engineer he’s a “VP” in a bank. I think these are similar levels

          • @zzzz
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            241 year ago

            Yeah, but he’s a leech in the bowels of the economy and (presumably) you’re generating value.

          • @noobface
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            51 year ago

            The guy mopping the floors is a VP at a bank. Title inflation is out of control at those places.

      • @[email protected]
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        81 year ago

        Only 2 good MBAs I’ve met in my entire career (I’m old) were mechanical engineers.

        Both decided to do it for promotional reasons. Both said it was an incredible waste of time and money content wise. But obviously helped career wise as they both ended up being department VP.

        I’ve strongly considered it. But now programs are 50k minimum and I just can’t bring myself to waste that kind of money. I might if any company I’m working for decides to help cover it.

        • NielsBohron
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          71 year ago

          It can be both. After all, both paths require roughly the same amount of independent thought.

      • jelloeater - Ops Mgr
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        01 year ago

        There are some good ones out there. The smart ones know when to get out of the way and let the engineers work. Also sometimes engineers get MBAs as well… 😉