How could Valve do this to us?

  • @Questy
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    6711 months ago

    “We understand that it may be a meme, but please refrain from this behavior for the safety of your health.”

    “Pleads.”

    • @[email protected]
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      3111 months ago

      It is occasionally amusing to go to Wikipedia’s manual of style “words to watch” page:

      This page in a nutshell: Be cautious with expressions that may introduce bias, lack precision, or include offensive terms. Use clear, direct language. Let facts alone do the talking.

      Then look at some news headlines and see how many of them violate the rules on that page. Headlines are shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      1211 months ago

      To be fair, that’s about as “pleading” as you’ll get from a legal team trying to cover Valve’s ass.

      • @Questy
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        511 months ago

        Either way, Gaben’s not my dad (unfortunately), so I’ll do what I want! Sniiiiiffff

  • Syo
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    3511 months ago

    “What made you upgrade to the OLED?”

    “Because I couldn’t smell it anymore.”

    “What?”

      • MolochAlter
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        111 months ago

        In the age of clickfarming every week is a slow news week.

  • @deafboy
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    2211 months ago

    I thought I knew a thing or two about cancerous online news sites, but IGN has exceeded all the expectations. Any attempt to scroll down activates a redirect to the localized czech version of the site. Not only is there no dark mode, they are trying to pass the authorsip of the translation to the real human, despite the article being clearly translated by a machine.

    • Rikudou_SageOP
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      211 months ago

      Heh, same happened to me. In the end I cancelled loading while it wasn’t fully loaded and that helped.

      I guess the guy they credited with the translation used AI without them knowing.

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    11 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    711 months ago

    Come on, baby! Don’t hold out on me! I need those Steam deck exhaust fumes! I’ll suck your dick!

    • @[email protected]
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      711 months ago

      I don’t think there’s anything there capable of making ozone. My guess is it’s the heat-sink compound outgassing?

      • @Static_Rocket
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        211 months ago

        Well, I needed to remind myself, but it seems to be a mix of thermal pad oil and warm plastic…