“Pro-life,” but refuse to do the bare fucking minimum to help other people.
Just like they are pro military, pro small government…
They are pro wealthy individuals and that’s honestly it.
Government so small it gets right into your bedroom
They don’t have principles, at all. They have goals, and anything that might get them closer to those goals will be said, regardless of inconsistency or hypocrisy.
Doesn’t he end up liking the green eggs and ham?
Correct. But you’d have to read the books to the end to understand that.
It’s probably banned anyway.
Plus, this is The Cat in the Hat and not the stick-in-the-mud that refused spoiled food.
Yep. ironically the story is about hating something without really knowing anything about it. Then once willing to open his mind, he is finally able to understand that green eggs and ham slow the spread of covid nineteen.
Is it true that injecting the green eggs and ham into the bloodstream is the most effective way of killing covid?
it’s funny how masks have existed their whole life and the only time they decide to hate on it is when they’re actually needed
Are they still going on about masks?
Or is it bots that don’t realise it’s not 2020?
It’s also possible this is an old post.
That’s not even the right character.
“I will not wear it out of fear”
Yes, we can see that.
Sir you NEED to wear the mask to supply oxygen. You’ve been in a car accident. Do you know where you are? Sir?
Hop on GOP
Most have won their HCAs…and now with the uptick of RSVs it’s looking like we got a new amount of nominees.
I will not wipe my ass
It is not asked, it’s mandatory.
Sorry I know this is a necro but they didn’t even get the reference right. The lines are in the style of green eggs and ham, which is a Dr Seuss book but not a cat in the hat book. Also, amusingly, in the end our dear protagonist realizes he does in fact like green eggs and ham…
I didn’t see the community and was expecting “Crocs” or something funny.
I am disappointed.
Is it 2020 again? I knew we weren’t going to escape it that easily.
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