Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.
The man brought home kebabs today and when the dude behind the counter called out “Muhammed” about 4 blokes answered.
Cheers little elves 🍺
Did my semi compulsory 30mins attendance at my company Christmas party tonight. Had a cry on the drive home because I’d like to be able to stay and have a nice time and a few drinks but I just get too stressed out by the idea of the whole thing leave 🙃
Oh mate. Big hugs 🫂
hugs
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
However, I am very overheated and tired. I am glad I’ve had a decent break from the phone, between ferrying people around for 3 hrs each way in 38C heat, clearing overgrowth on steep terrain, cutting and spraying evil prickly thistle in full sun, and random fever dreams in hot wooden cabins with no electricity or reception.
Welcome back JK
Today is fuckoff friday.
2 things for me.
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Just got told by my aunt (bit of a matriarch) what to do for befores for xmas at cousins’ place. Salami, cheese, crackers dips usual spread fare. Fuck off I’m doing gyoza and dumplings.
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Just got told by the old man that the rest of the watering system I’ve been building for them he doesn’t want to do because he’s going to redo the fence in march next yr. It’s 85% of the way there. It’s just another 50m of drip line on top.
Every summer he calls up me and bro frantically trying to get us to go over and water. the whole point of the system is that the p’s can go away for 2 months over summer and stress less (without having to drive back every 2nd day). But if the rest isn’t done, then they’ll still be stressing even though 85% is already in.
That can fuck off too.
Twas the fortnight before Christmas
And all through the town
Roadworks and roadworks and roadworks abound
In the city, the burbs, and on country laneways
The hi vis and stop gos are controlling the lanes
I’m normally cool and I know it’s required
But it’s Fuck off Friday, and my patience is tired
yeah, that can fuck off
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So, I don’t know whether it’s Taylor Swift who is super smart, or she surrounds herself with smart people. I guess that still makes her smart. Lots of people want her concert video for Christmas. Only they can’t have it. You can rent it for $25. That’ll give you the show for 48 hours.
Then in January, she is releasing the concert on Blu Ray.
So here we are, contemplating giving a damn video rental code as Christmas Presents. But she still gets that Blu Ray money as well, because of course all those fans are going to buy it when it comes out. This is on top the 🇺🇸 $250Million she’s already made in cinema ticket sales that she isn’t sharing with Hollywood studios because she produced the show herself.
Honestly, I’m impressed. I can’t fault her logic at all. Millions of people are going to spend most of $100 (cinema, rental and then blu ray) and not even get real tickets to her live.
T Swizzle gotta eat yo!
Yo CEO, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!
I think Taytay is doing just fine with or without my money.
I seeee! I wondered why there were so many versions of her video on piracy websites 😂
The more money you try to milk from people, the more they’ll steal your product lol
Received my first Christmas gift this year. A slab of Crown lager. Perfect for offering to houseguests lol.
Crownies are alright. They have to be bone chilling cold though.
Please stop with the fucking angle grinder.
angel grinder enters the chat
Hi Angel tell your brother Angle and his mate Jack hammer to fuck off. They’ve been going for hours now.
But they love each other very much 🥺
The walls are too thin.
Angel Grindr
Great username!
Listen Bill, I drove passed really slowly and gave them the evil eye. That should solve the problem.
Controversial opinion but the sun has no business being so bright at 7am. Who is that for? Madness. Someone should write a letter.
Or maybe I should just look into a way to block light better in my bedroom.
It could be worse: No Daylight savings here, so the sun as been up since 5am, It’s been light since about 4:30.
😬
Wait six months. Even three months.
I remember being in QLD one time in last spring, now that’s an early sunrise. Not for me.
I have had my senses of taste and smell stolen from me, just in time for Christmas. I have booked an expensive lunch for Christmas day and need to decide today to cancel if I want a refund.
I’d be devastated if I couldn’t properly taste my Christmas dinner that I’ve paid for.
😭
This is what I’d do. Cancel the dinner. Then I’d go and buy the aldi frozen Australian prawns for $30 and pop them in the freezer and if my taste buds come back by then I’d still get a nice dinner. If not they’re still there until I do. Oh and I’d also get a Christmas pudding.
Thank you, CEO. Good idea.
I am making banoffee pie for friend Xmas tomorrow. I’m very excited to eat it. Cream whipped, caramel is on the stove, then it’s just an assemble job. Hopefully it’s a hit.
Unless you used, I dunno… pig cream… it’s definitely gonna be a hit. Any complainers can bring their share over to my place.
Haven’t seen @[email protected] around these parts for a bit. Did they melt in NSW?
Have you checked the Sydney community? Maybe they went native.
I brought some doughnuts. Help yo self.
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🍩🍩🍩 thank god
So you’re totally not undercover then…
Getting back under the covers sounds divine.
Thank you. nom nom 😊
Yum! Just the thing for a Friday morning
No thankyou, I’m on a diet. 🥑
And ants came marching one by one. Hurrah. This seems to be the weather where every bug wants to be inside
There’s a small spider sitting on a picture frame . He can stay.
I leave spiders unless they’re white tails being where they shouldn’t
I’ve got ants in the bathroom. No idea why - there’s no food in there
Moisture - they’re after water. Smeggy’s trick with half/half icing sugar and borax works well.
I’ve got a bait sitting out but maybe it’s old by now. I went for the Ant Rid.
Has anyone seen Smeg?
They like water.
I spent the last day at work today pulling apart Lego and chatting with coworkers all day.
Many of my co workers at lunch today trying to convince me that I should make the effort to spend Christmas with family and as much as I’m resisting but I know they mean well and do they it out of love.
I’m glad work ended on a chilled note today instead of being all hands on deck dealing with last minute dumplings of things. Meant I could do things at my own pace and not be stressed before going on leave till next year.
Now I have a homemade coffee. Yay!
yay, hugs, may you have a joyous and restful break 🤗
Thank you so much!
Test cricket is on at the moment and I’m doing stuff in the background.
Perfect way to have the day turn out.
Movie later if there’s nothing to watch as well!
I know I’m late for Hot Take Thursday, but: prawns don’t have much flavour and they’re too much work to bother with. Genuinely wouldn’t be bothered if I never ate one again.
Gimme all the oysters instead.
Prawns straight from the boat are very very different to what you describe. I used to walk to Scarborough jetty (out of Brisbane) with my grandparents in the 80s, buy a couple of kilo from a boat that’d just come in, walk home, spend 15-30 mins deshelling, then prawn and salad cream (yes, it was a British thing) sandwiches for ever.
Gasp The thing is we get frozen prawns down here and by the time they defrost most of the juices have leaked out. Do yourself a favour and get these prawns from here. They are full of flavour despite the fact that they are frozen.
The reason why our oysters taste good is because they come from Tassie. Much fresher because they don’t have to travel far.
If I had to choose I’d go oysters too.
I am dismayed that you have never had good prawns.
You had me in the first part… but the snotty oysters are all yours too 🤮
