Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.

The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.

Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849

  • @KoalaUnknown
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    711 year ago

    It’s so funny seeing Cristians protest against these clubs that they don’t understand, and the best part is they can’t do shit.

  • @[email protected]
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    551 year ago

    Sorry (not sorry), Christians - religious freedom means freedom to practice ALL religions. This is categorically a constitutional matter, and you do not have a legal recourse to halt this (nor should you).

    • @CoolMatt
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      151 year ago

      Which especially funny because it’s part of the same religion, just the “other side”

  • CALIGVLA
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    481 year ago

    Better than an after-school christian club ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • athos77
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      171 year ago

      Well, the reason for the after school Satan club was that they had a pre school Christian club.

      • r00ty
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        81 year ago

        Breakfast with God, dinner with the Devil!

        • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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          11 year ago

          How most Christians naturally react through the day due to coping mechanisms that rely on a being that isn’t real and can do nothing for you lol.

      • CALIGVLA
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        21 year ago

        Yeah, and I’d wager it’s better than an after-school christian club.

  • @foggy
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    481 year ago

    Hell yeah

  • @Moops
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    471 year ago

    "Freedom of religion!

    … As long as it’s ours"

    • @Crackhappy
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      11 year ago

      Yes, it is indeed their religion they are protesting.

  • Rentlar
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    241 year ago

    The whole idea behind it is pretty genius. Metaphorically speaking, the only people that think there’s a supernatural devil behind this club is because they want to shove their belief in their Gods into schools. If one must exist in schools then so must the other.

  • eighthourlunch
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    1 year ago

    LOL! Good luck with that. You invited me in. I’m not going anywhere. 😈

  • BeakersBunsen
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    131 year ago

    Totally read that as Santa and was confused why 1 they made a Santa club and 2 why people were so angry to ban it. Either way bunch of haters and need to be more tolerant like their Jesus was

    • Wolf Link 🐺
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      21 year ago

      To be fair, in both cases the situation would have been the same: An after-school club with a fictional mascot taken from Christian mythology, protested BY Christians who are ironically the only ones to actually believe that said mascot exists IRL.

  • IndiBrony
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    71 year ago

    Lucifer would be proud.

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Damn, the new Hate Die: School Satanic Project TV adaptation looks pretty legit ngl

    /joking

    • roastedDeflatorOP
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      11 year ago

      I realised there was another article on the topic, a couple of hours I posted this one. Initially I thought of deleting it but since it was from another outlet, I didn’t after all. I just upvoted the first one.

      Will be more careful next time.