• @blattrules
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    11910 months ago

    She was trying to go out in a glaze of glory.

  • ForestOrca
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    “Police said the spoiled doughnuts were “destroyed.”” Quote ‘destroyed’, umm hmm.

    " Krispy Kreme reported the incident to the police and reassured customers then that it was “working to replace the 10,000 stolen doughnuts,” the BBC reported." Now New South Wales has to consume 2X the donuts just to catch up, cant have corporate taking the loss. Diabetes incoming.

    “In September, a very different kind of doughnut truck heist was also caught on camera more than 7,000 miles away: Two bears on an Alaska military base raided a Krispy Kreme doughnut van that was stopped outside a convenience store during its delivery route.” Yay Bears!!

    I remember when this first was reported, and I wondered what the plan was; I mean what do you do with 10K donuts.

    • @sizzler
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      1410 months ago

      “I mean what do you do with 10k donuts”

      If you have to ask, then you haven’t been paying attention.

  • PatFusty
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    2410 months ago

    I can destroy 10k doughnuts too. I can also destroy a bathroom toilet in the process.

  • @Zrybew
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    1910 months ago

    Florida vibes

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      710 months ago

      Australia is the Florida of the world

      • Ghostalmedia
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        810 months ago

        All the fun wacky parts, but without most of the cruel authoritarian shit. Except for being racist towards black people.

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          710 months ago

          From what I’ve read, it’s already moving that way.

        • SineSwiper
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          210 months ago

          I guess you haven’t heard of the Murdock news problem over there.

          • Ghostalmedia
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            210 months ago

            Well aware. Spent a bunch of time over there and my wife lived and worked in Victoria not too long ago.

            Still, when it comes to public policy around health care, woman’s rights over their body’s, access to weapons, the transition to renewable energy, etc, they make the US look like Max Max Fury Road.

            • @[email protected]
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              110 months ago

              Technically abortion isn’t actually legal in Australia. Technically. And in some places nearly impossible without driving a real long way.

              • Ghostalmedia
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                110 months ago

                To be fair, lots of stuff is nearly impossible without driving a long way in Australia. That’s just Australia.

        • @chitak166
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          -210 months ago

          99% sure the only reason we rarely hear about Australian racism is because of how successful they’ve been in segregating natives from colonizers.

    • Quokka
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      410 months ago

      Nah, QLD is Australia’s Florida, NSW is more like it’s Texas.

    • @afraid_of_zombies
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      210 months ago

      Only half, it was perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • Rentlar
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      1210 months ago

      You’d be surprised what a squad of cops can do on break.

  • @MrNesser
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    1010 months ago

    Police state no donuts were found and they are considering the death penalty

  • roguetrick
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    You don’t particularly understand the capitalist system you’re rebelling against as a criminal if you steal a rig. Their masters have them on GPS at all times. You’d have to actually make the deliveries if you want to get away with it. But now you have a job.

  • tygerprints
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    710 months ago

    Can it really be worth spending 20 years in prison to nab a few Krispy Kremes? I never thought they were all that good anyway, kind of sickly sweet if you ask me. I mean I could stealing a truckload of chocolate, maybe - or a truckload of gold bars, but not donuts.

    • @jaybone
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      510 months ago

      That’s who you want to cuddle in that weather.