• @gmtom
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    361 year ago

    Doesn’t even have to make me feel good. I just need attention, even if all she does is verbally abuse me.

    • Pelicanen
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      41 year ago

      If this isn’t a fetish, I can assure you that it’s not worth it. Get some friends, a hobby, a bodypillow, and some ethically sourced porn, it’ll save you both your money and your sanity.

      • @gmtom
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        11 year ago

        I have lots of good freinds and plenty of hobbies.

    • asudox
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      41 year ago

      Instructions?

      • @MightyGalhupo
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        81 year ago

        1- Be an anime protagonist 2- ??? 3- She’s fixed

        • asudox
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          51 year ago

          Thanks. Step 2 especially was the most helpful. Performing ??? was very helpful in fixing my imaginary anime gf.

          • @MightyGalhupo
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            41 year ago

            No problem, happy to help. ??? is my favorite step too.

            • @acceptable_humor
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              11 year ago

              You would usually think ??? should come before ??? But when you put it like this it really makes sense

              • @MightyGalhupo
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                21 year ago

                Yea, by the way, I forgot but while doing ??? use a ???. Very important.

  • @feedum_sneedson
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    241 year ago

    “but she withholds affection and makes me feel like shit”

    • Victor
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      51 year ago

      Is this your situation?

        • Victor
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          121 year ago

          Hope you find somebody that gives you affection and doesn’t treat you like shit, soon! If that’s what you want, that is… Take care, friend.

  • @Sorgan71
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    151 year ago

    I like it when they are mentally unstable and own mutliple guns with their serial numbers filed off.

    • @MightyGalhupo
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      11 year ago

      Especially if they wear suits or military uniforms constantly

  • Dr. Coomer
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    141 year ago

    ITS A TRAP BROTHER, RESIST THE DEMON. BEGONE FOUL LICH!!!

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      I can’t believe there was a time when I didn’t know he existed. He’s absolutely hilarious! Mixed messages is also a great one lol

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Sounds familiar. I’ve decided to stay alone from now on. All the drama is just not worth it.