• @grue
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    641 year ago

    Hot take: Frosty did nothing wrong; the children traumatized themselves by dressing him only in a hat and scarf.

    • ray
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      371 year ago

      I don’t think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

      • @grue
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        271 year ago

        They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

        They hope!

    • ray
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      571 year ago

      Nah, you don’t want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

      • @LouNeko
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        1 year ago

        Without any natural predetors

        Sir, may I introduce you to the little province called “The entire Sun”

        • @TotallynotJessica
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          51 year ago

          Leaving rats in Antarctica didn’t populate the continent with cold resistant rodents. Not all introduced species become invasive.

            • @TotallynotJessica
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              31 year ago

              I prefer Jess.

              I was building on the previous comment as well as yours because I agree with your point. Just like how ice based species won’t take over warm areas, species adapted to warm environments wouldn’t take over the south pole if left there. They’d die before they could adapt or evolve.

      • bitwolf
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        41 year ago

        Another potentially unintended but appreciated pun :)

    • @Custoslibera
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      71 year ago

      ‘Could you tell me one more time how you got frostbite on your penis?’

  • KptnAutismus
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    101 year ago

    that’s how they figured out they’re not gay.

  • @SeabassDan
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    91 year ago

    I don’t get it, why wasn’t the carrot on his face when he came to lif- oh. Never mind.

  • TragicNotCute
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    71 year ago

    Traumatized orange so much he lost his pocket.