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  • @grue
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    6411 months ago

    Hot take: Frosty did nothing wrong; the children traumatized themselves by dressing him only in a hat and scarf.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      2011 months ago

      Hot take

      Intended or not, nice pun 😁

  • @assassinatedbyCIA
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    3711 months ago

    Did they…. Did they kill him by removing the hat?

    • ray
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      3711 months ago

      I don’t think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

      • @grue
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        2711 months ago

        They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

        They hope!

    • ray
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      5711 months ago

      Nah, you don’t want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

      • @LouNeko
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        11 months ago

        Without any natural predetors

        Sir, may I introduce you to the little province called “The entire Sun”

        • @TotallynotJessica
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          511 months ago

          Leaving rats in Antarctica didn’t populate the continent with cold resistant rodents. Not all introduced species become invasive.

          • @LouNeko
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            411 months ago

            • @TotallynotJessica
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              311 months ago

              I prefer Jess.

              I was building on the previous comment as well as yours because I agree with your point. Just like how ice based species won’t take over warm areas, species adapted to warm environments wouldn’t take over the south pole if left there. They’d die before they could adapt or evolve.

      • bitwolf
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        411 months ago

        Another potentially unintended but appreciated pun :)

    • @Custoslibera
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      711 months ago

      ‘Could you tell me one more time how you got frostbite on your penis?’

  • KptnAutismus
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    1011 months ago

    that’s how they figured out they’re not gay.

  • @SeabassDan
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    911 months ago

    I don’t get it, why wasn’t the carrot on his face when he came to lif- oh. Never mind.

  • TragicNotCute
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    711 months ago

    Traumatized orange so much he lost his pocket.

  • anar
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    311 months ago

    oh no nudity so traumatising