Explain?
Stollen is a type of bread.
Stolen is that other thing.
The food shown in the picture is a slice of “Stollen” a very sweet cake-bread hybrid thing traditionally enjoyed around christmas time in German-speaking lands.
See Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stollen
maybe sweet according to Germans. Americans who eat German sweet bread are underwhelmed at the flavor. Germans who eat sweetbreads in America say it’s way too sweet.
Maybe. But the stuff is covered in a thick layer of powdered sugar…
American plain old bread is way too damned sweet!
The car seems to be in bread condition.
It’s way pastry its best days. Ok, i’ll stop now …
If course a guy named Rob would come up with this joke.
Try posting on Nextdoor!
That would go well with Germans
If they had any humor.
German children always laugh at my jokes, regardless to how bad they are. No matter how kind the kids in your country are, German kids are kinder.
Was?!
I’ve never heard the word stollen before. now I have to look it up. probably some bread baking terminology. I’m impressed that a dad knows bread baking terminology. Or I guess anyone’s allowed to make Dad jokes even if they’re not a dad or even a man, maybe a woman made this joke who knows what stollen bread is. But men cook too. Gordon Ramsay. Men like food.
Or, you know, someone knows German, since “Stollen” is a German fruit bread that anybody who’s ever been to Germany in the winter will likely have seen and probably tasted as well.
