Fucking, that’s the job of the fire department if we’re going down that road.
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Thanks for letting me know I brought you laughter! A great way to kick off the new year.
Fuck… I didn’t even go there at first
Neither did the fire department, it’s a gradual change. They’ll get their guy in the end.
Damn you! Stop! I have enough dystopian framework in my head through which I observe the mundane lol
16 hours later
Everyone waiting outside: “What’s taking so damn long?”
Cop, inside: “This would be easier if I knew how to read…”
The officer didn’t find the book, but police insisted they were obligated to investigate, as a complaint came straight to them.
And what law was allegedly being broken that required said police investigation? Oh, no law whatsoever? Ergo, the cops are jackbooted fascists? Sounds right to me.
at a school named after W.E.B. Du Bois of all things. He would be ashamed.
That would require the cop being self aware. Or educated.
Or capable of shame
Wouldn’t surprise me if some online troll made a complaint and picked a random classroom.
It doesn’t matter where the complaint came from. The issue is cops tearing classrooms apart looking for (checks notes), a book.
Well, of course. Cops are gonna cop. Good thing there wasn’t a class guinea pig or it would’ve gotten shot.
Pigs never harm their own kind.
They do if they feel threatened by it.
Just goes to show, cops will raid a classroom for a book, but not for an active shooter.
They aren’t here to protect you. They’re here to protect The Man.
Can we please start a rumor that guns make you gay? Double feature of making conservatives not want guns and not want to be cops.
I’m trying to start a thing where we replace the phrase “gun owner” with the more realistic “coward”, but I keep getting downvoted 😐
#NotTheOnion… 🤦♀️
Also mandatory ACAB
Meanwhile the cops don’t come if I call them after being robbed
Cool country we’ve got here
Gestapo
No, not by a long shot
Should we wait until it’s a sure shot?
What a stupid question is that?
None. No stupidity. So you’re driving. You see a hazard ahead. There’s a slight possibility it’s just your eyes and you’re tired. Do you figure it out by plowing into the purported hazard at full speed? Maybe that analogy misses the mark… lmk
freedom is when the police kick in the doors of classrooms to steal “inappropriate” books
“The sound of tolerant children has been removed”
